Funny things and life lessons

I was thinking about how funny it is when people fall down. Even if they get hurt I still think its so funny. It's like that one time in the dorms when I was trying to do calf-raises on my desk chair and chair fell out from under me. It hurt really bad but I'm sure it looked hilarious.


This incident of mine reminded me of some life lessons I have learned and I think you should know them.

• Don't do calf-raises on chairs.
• Don't spray your pepper spray in the toilet to make sure it works.
• Don't stick a penny up your nose.
• Using your rollerblades on ice is not the same as ice skating and is very dangerous.
• If your gel deodorant is clogged do not continue to twist the knob while it is pointed at your eye.
• Be very careful while using a paper cutter in the darkroom

BREAKING NEWS!!!

I asked my mom and she said she loves me AND likes me. So does my dad. I'm still not sure about my sister thought but I will ask her tomorrow.

I'm not sure if my parents like me

I know they LOVE me but I don't know if they LIKE me. Trina my roommate thinks that they like me but I'm not sure if she is truthful or trying to be nice. I think its because I always spill stuff on the carpet and eat all the cupcakes when I come home. Sometimes I eat chips in their bed and watch Nickleodeon and I think that I might get crumbs in their sheets. I can't help it that I lost the remote for the TV in my room and that their bed is more comfortable. I think that they also might get annoyed when I get really hyper and scream loud when I see my dog. And my mom says I need to stop singing so loud. My little sister might like me or might not Im not quite sure. I love to hug her really hard and she yells at me. Sometimes I punch her in the butt as a joke and she does not laugh.

Maybe I will try to not spill stuff. I also think that I might make them a cool present but I don't know what yet.

I had a really scary dream...more like nightmare!

My dream was really exciting at first because there were bats in there. Bats are probably one of my top 10 favorite animals. Why you may ask?

• Bats are the ONLY flying mammal in existence. If you are thinking "Oh Stacey you are so dumb you don't know anything. What about flying squirrels?" I would have to say to you that you are not only rude, but also very WRONG! Flying squirrels do not fly they just glide.

• One brown bat can eat up to 1000 mosquitoes in one hour!!

• Bats are more related to humans than rodents

• Bats can live 32 years!!!!

So yea to say I was excited in the beginning of this dream would be an understatement. All of a sudden the bats turned slimy and really really mean. They kept biting me. I was surprised cause bats are usually very non-aggressive creatures. Then I realized, these are not bats they are monsters that look like bats. I was so scared. Then I woke up. Thank God it was only a dream.

A really good message

Five euros and two dollars richer

I had to wear my roommate's onesie pajamas to the grocery store. People stared and laughed. Its ok though because I got five euros and two dollars. Hopefully my roommate will let me have one of her cookies too but I don't know yet. I wish I brought my wallet the the store so then I could buy some orange gatorade. I also wish that I could drink orange gatorade all day everyday.

Too much Hatorade

I've been feeling bad about how much I hate Colbie Caillat and Natasha Bedingfield lately. I'm sure they are nice people. Its not nice of me and I need to try to overcome this. I just needed to get this off my chest.

I just saw a man dressed as a dradle and it got me thinking

Everything on TV right now is about Jewish people. This one guy was dressed like a Dradle and dancing. This show made me really happy. It made me want to play the Dradle game even though I'm not Jewish. One time when I was little, I won some chocolate from the Dradle game and that is my main reason for wanting to play it again.

This show also reminded me of questions I have for God about heaven.
1. Do I get to meet all of the aliens from other planets who have died when I go to heaven?
2. Are the dinosaurs in the same heaven as humans and if not is there anyway I could visit them?
3. Do bugs go to heaven? I get mad at them a lot but it would be sad if they didn't get to go.

98% sure I'm a Wizard

So I've been thinking a lot about how I might be a wizard (technically a witch but wizard sounds nicer). I guess looking back on it everything makes sense.

I have compiled a list of just a few reasons I might be magical.

• When I was eight, I had my own little bubblegum machine. One day I put an American penny in it and it got stuck. When I turned the knob back it was a Canadian one.
• I have many dreams that come true the next day.
• My most recent experiences have been at my parent’s house. I think the minister of magic is trying to give me clues. The other day I went into my kitchen to find a pyramid of snack packs. The next day I find a mountain of Einstein bagels. Definitely magic.
  

Either my parents are wizards and just wanted a normal life, or they hid the letter of my acceptance into a witch craft and wizardry school. Oh and I forgot. My last name is Sidebottom. If that is not a wizard name I don’t know what is.

All of this magic talk got me thinking of things from Harry Potter that would be really cool in real life.

• Apparition (teleportation)- What would this solve? No traffic, gas, accidents, or air pollution from vehicles just to name a few.
• Marauders map- Once at work I really needed to text my mom and was nervous my manager would catch me. If I had the Marauders map I would be able to see where my manager was at all times.
• Ron Weasley
• Accio [insert thing your are trying to find or summon]- I lose things a lot and this spell would help me.