Thursday, October 22, 2009

Spooky Story

I am going to tell you a story that happened to me last night. I’m going to tell it so it feels like it is happening to you!

Character: You are a 20 year old (almost 21!) short blond girl named Stacey. You are not that strong physically but super sassy. You tend to get scared really easily.

Setting: Greeley Colorado. It’s a small rural farm town that is full of so many gangs! You live a little too close to the railroad tracks if you know what I mean. Next to your house there is a concert venue. Your back lot is a scary and dark. It is 9:30 at night and really, really dark and cold.

Situation: It is Wednesday and you are taking the 1/4th Latina you have in you to make a meal for your friends. You decide to taste test the green chili. It was the spiciest food you have ever tasted!!! Oh no you are out of tomatoes to help neutralize it!!! You have to drive to the grocery store with your friends to get more! You hop into your Jeep to drive to the store. On your way to pull on to the street you look to your left. There are two gangsters spray painting “18th street gang” on the concert venue. One gangster stops and just stares at you. He has a mean fearless look in his face while his friend continues spray painting. You drive off really scared and call your roommates to tell them to lock themselves inside. Then you call 911. The dispatcher is really worried. Your roommate calls you and tells you the police want to talk to you. When you get home you see a super sexy police man whose muscles seem to be about to pop out of his uniform. He asks you to file a witness report. You tell him everything. You think to yourself, “what if this gangster gets mad that you told on him and kills you!?” The end

I was scared. Now reading this story I feel that I overreacted.

I with wish that I would of thought to tell the police man that as a witness, I do not feel safe at home so maybe I should sleep at his house ;) He can pull me over any time.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Not sure if I should be offended or not....

Have you ever gone to the website It is a really funny website where people submit ridiculous texts they received. Each text starts off by the area code. I logged on expecting many laughs but instead found a text that possibly could have been about me!!!! A not nice one I might add.

(303): She said she had a thing for dinosaurs.Come get me now!

303 is my area code!!! I love dinosaurs. I love to talk about dinosaurs...especially when I drink. I’m not sure if I have ever said that I had a "thing" for dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are not a fetish of mine...It is just an interest of mine.

Anyway, there are probably many girls in the 3oh!3 that love dinosaurs but this made me very sad. Maybe this is why I am still single.

Also, I think tomorrow I will write a blog about why dinosaurs are so cool.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Just a few things

1. I went to visit my sister this afternoon for lunch cause it was her birthday yesterday. She told me she won a Snuggie yesterday. I tried it on.....feels like a hug from Jesus.

2. This is a very funny video you should watch.

3. On my way to see my sister I accidentally cut off a former professor of mine. I got nervous that she knew who I was so I pretended like I was crying so she would think I am just having a bad day and forgive me for cutting her off.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Cool things I have

I got this Shannon Sharpe mask at the Broncos vs. Browns game a couple of weeks ago. They had these because Shannon was being inducted into the ring of fame during half time. My whole family cried when we saw it. We get very emotional about the Broncos.

I really love this mask a lot because he is my favorite player ever! He is really funny too. I think I will post a clip of him doing something funny.

Ohhh and I think that Shannon Sharpe and I have a lot of things in common. Our initials are the same and we are both full of sass.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Don't Judge, and Some Dog News

My roommate Kaitlyn has had her jaw wired shut for two months. This is her last week. My other roommates and I are only eating liquids this week for support. This means I will have to drink protein shakes. Don't think I am a tool.

I also have some other news. I was talking to my dog Millie today and I decided to do an experiment. I wanted to see if she could understand me. So I thought that I would speak her her in English and then in a made up language. I first said, "Hey, can you understand me?" She wagged her tail. Then I said, "Chang chong wang wong." She didn't wag her tail. I now know she can understand me.

Saturday, October 3, 2009


I'm sorry I haven't written in a while. I've been taking a lot of naps. I had to go home to my parents house this weekend cause my little sister had homecoming, I am going to the Bronco game, AND I'm getting a haircut. I thought I would let you know that my parents are annoyed again with me.This time its cause I keep singing "Dirty Diana" by Michael Jackson. Oh boy, I sure do miss him. I also thought I'd let you know that I thought the words to the song by Billy Ocean were, "get out of my fridge, get into my car." The words are really, "get out of my DREAMS, get into my car." As you can probably tell, I've been listening to a lot of 80's music lately. This is because my roommate is having an 80's party Wednesday.