*** I decided to delete the Tool'spictures because I didn't want to be a cyber bully.
"Yea that's Jack Elway's towel on my bed."
"Which Range Rover are you talking about? A lot of kids at my school drive Range Rovers and Hummers"
"I don't have a girlfriend.... I don't even like that girl so come here and kiss me already" (meanwhile his gf is at home and just got her wisdom teeth out)
"It's okay if you're not as good as me, it's hard to beat me because I'm good at so many different things"
*A special thanks to Kate for submitting the TOTW