Don't Judge, and Some Dog News

My roommate Kaitlyn has had her jaw wired shut for two months. This is her last week. My other roommates and I are only eating liquids this week for support. This means I will have to drink protein shakes. Don't think I am a tool.

I also have some other news. I was talking to my dog Millie today and I decided to do an experiment. I wanted to see if she could understand me. So I thought that I would speak her her in English and then in a made up language. I first said, "Hey, can you understand me?" She wagged her tail. Then I said, "Chang chong wang wong." She didn't wag her tail. I now know she can understand me.